Let’s Play: “Anna In The Office”

Lazy bitch.

Let’s Play: “GIRP”

Let’s Play: QWOP.

It Only Makes Us Stronger

Stick it right up there

Having fun with Google Voice Search.

Yes, I sound like a bellend today.

FUCKING BOLEGNESE SAUCE BITCHES

 RIGHT YOU FUCKERS.

INGREDIENTS

2 TINS CHOPPED TOMATOES
HALF A BIG ONION, THINLY CHOPPED
2 CLOVES CARLIC, CRUSHED AND CHOPPED
1X RED PEPPER
1X GREEN PEPPER
4-5 TBSP DRIED CORIANDER
4-5 TBSP MIXED HERBS
SHITLOAD OF ROCK SALT (NOT TABLE SALT – YOUR’RE NOT IN BURGER KING NOW)
SHITLOAD OF GROUND BLACK PEPPER
TABASCO IF YOU WANT IT FOR SOME ZING, NIGGA

DIRECTIONS

PUT IT IN A FUCKING PAN AND SIMMER UNTIL IT ALL GOES FUCKING SOFT

ADD PRE-COOKED SWEDISH MEATBALLS BECAUSE your’re STILL A LAZY BITCH

SERVE ON A BED OF TAGLIATELLE OR SOME BULLSHIT AND THROW SOME GRATED MOZZARELLA ON THERE LIKE your’re FUCKING FRENCH

EAT THAT BITCH UP