PlentyOfFish = PlentyOfFuckwits

This has been a good day for me.

Unfortunately, my original trolling account was silently deleted from PlentyOfFish.com. Understandable, as I’d harrassed most of their userbase. Luckily, a good friend of mine handed over a fresh account for me to abuse, but this time with a different twist.

Meet EasyRider:

The idea behind this was that instead of sending random messages to fat women, I would let the male perverts come to me. They did. I received over 300 messages in less than 30 minutes.

I was going to be clever about this one and try to engage these fuckwits in conversation. Instead, I’ve just captured & captioned what I thought were the best (or worst) ones for your amusement.

NOTE: SOME IMAGES CONTAIN GRAPHIC MESSAGES FROM FAT PERVERTS. YOU SHOULD DEFINITELY READ THEM AS THEY ARE HILARIOUS.

As usual, names and pictures has been left as they are because I am too lazy to edit them. Plus, it’s funnier this way

I’d like to apologise on behalf of my entire gender to any woman who has had to put up with messages like these. Men are complete retards and I’m surprised we’ve lasted even this long.

JESUS FUCK.

 

Sincere thanks to Helen for the account & ideas. Her blog can be found at http://malignantnarcissism.blogspot.com – visit it you bastards.