Just a quick note for all the lonely, angry virgins who keep using online dating sites.
Most people now have easy access to Photoshop. I mean, look at this sexy lady:
Alright, it’s massively distorted, but we can still see a bit of a face and some lens flare, which as we all know means that the lovely woman has absolutely nothing to hide, and is simply trying to protect her modesty.
Or she actually looks like this:
That’s right. The distorted sexy lady is actually a rampant, hairy pirate from the 17th Century. His name is Barry. He likes long walks on the beach and casual molestation.
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