Let’s Play: “Anna In The Office”

Lazy bitch.

Let’s Play: “GIRP”

Let’s Play: QWOP.

It Only Makes Us Stronger

Stick it right up there

Having fun with Google Voice Search.

Yes, I sound like a bellend today.

FUCKING BOLEGNESE SAUCE BITCHES

 RIGHT YOU FUCKERS.

INGREDIENTS

2 TINS CHOPPED TOMATOES
HALF A BIG ONION, THINLY CHOPPED
2 CLOVES CARLIC, CRUSHED AND CHOPPED
1X RED PEPPER
1X GREEN PEPPER
4-5 TBSP DRIED CORIANDER
4-5 TBSP MIXED HERBS
SHITLOAD OF ROCK SALT (NOT TABLE SALT – YOUR’RE NOT IN BURGER KING NOW)
SHITLOAD OF GROUND BLACK PEPPER
TABASCO IF YOU WANT IT FOR SOME ZING, NIGGA

DIRECTIONS

PUT IT IN A FUCKING PAN AND SIMMER UNTIL IT ALL GOES FUCKING SOFT

ADD PRE-COOKED SWEDISH MEATBALLS BECAUSE your’re STILL A LAZY BITCH

SERVE ON A BED OF TAGLIATELLE OR SOME BULLSHIT AND THROW SOME GRATED MOZZARELLA ON THERE LIKE your’re FUCKING FRENCH

EAT THAT BITCH UP

Thumbs up if you agree

 Within 5 minutes.

Also anyone who posts (serious) comments like this is an utter, utter bell-piece.

Happy Mother’s Day!

“Make her day… with violence.”

Happy Birthday, you bastard.

Just a quick post to say Happy Birthday to Helen at Malignant Narcissism, who yesterday turned 29 for the 3rd year running.

And just to keep the spirit of this horrible, horrible blog pure – I also messed with her Facebook.