Monthly Archives: October 2010

PlentyOfFish = PlentyOfFuckwits


This has been a good day for me. Unfortunately, my original trolling account was silently deleted from PlentyOfFish.com. Understandable, as I’d harrassed most of their userbase. Luckily, a good friend of mine handed over a fresh account for me to … Continue reading

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PlentyOfFish = PlentyOfFatties.


Backstory: One night about a month ago, I decided to create an account on PlentyOfFish.co.uk. Bored and slightly drunk, I thought I’d see if anybody would take the bait, what with me being such a strapping example of a man, … Continue reading

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The hidden dangers of online dating.


Just a quick note for all the lonely, angry virgins who keep using online dating sites. Most people now have easy access to Photoshop. I mean, look at this sexy lady: Alright, it’s massively distorted, but we can still see … Continue reading

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Anal Alda


I’m dehydrated and angry. It’s surprising I can Internet at all.

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Facebook Trolling #4 – “How does batman relate to remembering tragic deaths?”


I can’t think of a funny introduction. I just like being a dick.

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Facebook Trolling #3.5 [BONUS ROUND]


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Facebook Trolling #3


1) Invade someone’s Facebook status and call someone a cunt because they have a stupid name. Well, we have to get the ball rolling somehow… (The thick mate wading in was a masterstroke. Now we have two angry spastics rolling … Continue reading

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