Monthly Archives: October 2010

PlentyOfFish = PlentyOfFuckwits

Posted on October 27, 2010 by nickalollyoff

This has been a good day for me. Unfortunately, my original trolling account was silently deleted from PlentyOfFish.com. Understandable, as I’d harrassed most of their userbase. Luckily, a good friend of mine handed over a fresh account for me to … Continue reading →

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PlentyOfFish = PlentyOfFatties.

Posted on October 26, 2010 by nickalollyoff

Backstory: One night about a month ago, I decided to create an account on PlentyOfFish.co.uk. Bored and slightly drunk, I thought I’d see if anybody would take the bait, what with me being such a strapping example of a man, … Continue reading →

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The hidden dangers of online dating.

Posted on October 25, 2010 by nickalollyoff

Just a quick note for all the lonely, angry virgins who keep using online dating sites. Most people now have easy access to Photoshop. I mean, look at this sexy lady: Alright, it’s massively distorted, but we can still see … Continue reading →

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Anal Alda

Posted on October 25, 2010 by nickalollyoff

I’m dehydrated and angry. It’s surprising I can Internet at all.

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Facebook Trolling #4 – “How does batman relate to remembering tragic deaths?”

Posted on October 20, 2010 by nickalollyoff

I can’t think of a funny introduction. I just like being a dick.

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Facebook Trolling #3.5 [BONUS ROUND]

Posted on October 14, 2010 by nickalollyoff

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Facebook Trolling #3

Posted on October 14, 2010 by nickalollyoff

1) Invade someone’s Facebook status and call someone a cunt because they have a stupid name. Well, we have to get the ball rolling somehow… (The thick mate wading in was a masterstroke. Now we have two angry spastics rolling … Continue reading →

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Facebook Trolling #2

Posted on October 8, 2010 by nickalollyoff

Drama Queen begs for attention: Gets it. Nosy friend steps in, repeatedly claims to leave the conversation. She doesn’t. I actually DO like lemonade. It brightens up my day.

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I got told to update this.

Posted on October 7, 2010 by nickalollyoff

So here you go. This should do until I come up with a decent idea.

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How to get unbanned from creepy pedo-den, AnonTalk.

Posted on October 1, 2010 by nickalollyoff

Well… it’s worth a try.

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